Them Vidya Games, yo

Fucking. Default to Arial. Please. Thank you.

Now, with that out of the way, I can think more straight.

So... Deadly Dungeon Descent. It's a game, it's pretty great. Only thing is, it's not out yet. Only one person knows the release date, and I'm him. So, what's the release date? Well, I intend to keep that info tightly sealed. But if I had to ballpark it, I'd say December 2012 at the earliest. There's still a ton of tons of work to finish before it's ready, but I've gotten a fair amount done. Y'know, because I've been developing it. I hope to get it on Steam Greenlight before next year, though.

My most recent addition: Enemy traits. Each enemy is a bland 16x16 sprite that chases and melees you. The thing that differentiates each one, besides graphics, is that each one has a particular trait. For example, slimes will inflict a 1 turn cooldown on all your abilities with each hit. Skeletons aren't dead 'til you crush their crumbling bones, and wisps can pass through walls. You know, just little things that make you react differently to each enemy.

I see you scratching your head there. Maybe you just have dandruff, but it's probably because of the confusion I've inflicted on you. That's okay, you'll start piecing things together as I blog my blog. Good? Good.

Looking ahead, I have my friend to thank for an awesome idea that I really hope I can implement somehow. I'm not gonna say much, only that it involves the dead adventurers that you failed with. The ones you carelessly lead to death. They're lost, restless, and angry.

Well, that's enough info for now. Just wait, and soon enough I'll finally clear Mogu'shan Vaults. ...I mean update my blog with new info on Deadly Dungeon Descent.

Never let a bad idea go to waste.

I really have no idea why I decided to make a blog; let alone one called The Farting Hotdog. It was most likely the result of my brain under the influence of extreme hunger. Months later, I finally decided to do it. My initial idea was to make this a food blog, but I dunno. As a guy who posts online under the alias of Mr Weird Guy, I suppose my options are limitless. Could it be a blog about ducks? Sure. How about gaming? Yeah, that works too. Or maybe about how when I start typing I occasionally forget to start new paragraphs.

Well it's my blog, and I'll figure out something. I haven't really done any writing since essays back in community college before I dropped out. That was, what, four or five years ago? In any case, having a blog and constantly updating it is sure to hone my speechcraft levels. Getting started though, that's really the hard part. Especially when the font randomly switches back to Times New Roman. C'mon man, that font's for essay writing and has no place on a blog. Especially The Farting Hotdog blog.

Anyway, Mists of Pandaria comes out Tuesday... gonna get it at midnight and wait a painful 3 hours for servers to be up, and then I'll be leveling non-stop, except for when I'm not leveling. But once I hit 90, the real fun starts. Kinda sucks that the first raid's locked until 2 weeks after launch, but I guess it puts less stress on guilds that want to raid and get world/server firsts. But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that any regular blog updates will begin in a month or two. That is, if I remember this thing actually exists.